August 15, 2008 - "Expert" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
Bob, if you really want to get in shape, I recommend this stuff. What is it? An experimental new pill. Very expensive, but worth every penny. What's experimental about it? Researchers are trying to learn how much money a customer will shell out on recommendation of a perceived expert. But the pills themselves are perfectly safe! Gosh, if you say it'll help, I'll take two! Oh boy! Archie's getting a FANCY hooker this weekend!