August 4, 2008 - "Not Like The Movies" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
Well, well, well... I see you've once again done something unspeakable to your body, and you expect me to fix it. At first, it was cool having my head separate from my body! I could be in two places at once! And what, pray, soured it for you, Bob? Last night, I saw my wife and my body... you know... in the act... A robot should never have to see himself like that, Dr. Curtis. It's not like in the movies. The physical act of love between two loving robots is a natural and beautiful thing, Bob. But, clinically speaking, I have seen you naked, and I understand the horror you must have felt. Just put me back together!