Hey, Stevo, can you help me build a website?
What kind of website?
A poetry website! I'm going to post a little piece about robot life each day.
Maybe I'll even build up enough readers to sell some books or t-shirts!
Bob...
If you're going to lower yourself to this... if you're going to practice a dead art that nobody cares about and post it on the Internet, why not go all the way and justs make comics or soft-core porn?