My Meeting with Superbot: A Memoir by Bob
Hold it right there, Dave Eggers!
Who are you?!
Dan Chess, attorney to the superheroes! And if you mention Superbot in your memoir, you'll be liable for millions of dollars in damages for trademark violation!
You follow Superbot around, protecting him from creative writing students?
Actually, I follow him around because usually he's assaulted someone. This is a refreshing change of pace!