May 14, 2008 - "Bob’s Memoir, part 3" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
My memoir is BORING! No one will want to read it. I wish I had an exciting life, like Superbot! Did someone say my name? Superbot! So, you think you want an exciting life? YEAH! You want to wake up every day and wonder what disasters and suffering await you? YES! Spend your days alone on rooftops, disconnected from every living soul? YEAH! Ever move you make scrutinized by a fickle public who will love you one day and hate you the next, based only on the opinions barked by their favorite ignorant bloggers? YEAH! I'd do anything to switch places with you!