I understand wanting a nice yard. But everyone seems to spend all their time working on them, and never just sitting and enjoying them, you know? What's up with that?
I see here they have a creative writing class at the community college. Maybe you should sign up.
Creative writing?
It would be a great way for you to share all your little clever ideas and observations with the world.
Gosh.
And maybe I wouldn't have to listen to them anymore.