Doin' a little yardwork, eh, Bob?
You too, Walter?
Ha, ha! Hating every minute of it!
Yeah, and all this non-native grass and chemicals are probably horrible for the environment!
Ugly, too, if you really think about it!
Oh, well... at least it costs thousands and thousands of dollars!
Of course, if we don't keep it up, our property values will plummet!
We'll be ostracized from the community!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha