April 4, 2008 - "Ask Him Yourself" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
God dang, Mikey. Ricky really beat the crap out of you. What are you gonna do? The only thing I CAN do: try to get God to smite him. While you're at it, will you ask God to give me a new bike? Why don't you ask him yourself? I did, but he didn't respond. But I figure he'll be more receptive to my idea if it's attached to a legitimate sob story like yours. Why am I the one getting beat up? Tell him I want a purple one.