March 27, 2008 - "Not Fired" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
I don't understand! I sit in my cubicle the right number of hours and fill out all my spreadsheets! Why am I fired?! Fired?... Oh, yeah. I was probably just messing with you or something when I said that. Ha, ha. Go back to your desk. Why are you still sitting here? I was gonna try to fart in your office. But nothing's coming. Get out.