Seriously, you need to start exercising. You don't want to die young, do you?
Well...
What do you mean, "well?!" Maybe you didn't understand me, Bob! I'm asking if you want to LIVE!
And I'm asking what you mean by "living!" Wanna live a hundred years? Sure, Dr. Curtis! What's the catch?
Well, Bob, you have to spend it all eating celery and running on a treadmill. Oh! Well, no thank you! That's a deal with the Devil!
Fine then. Die! See if I care!