My back has been killing me lately.
Have you been getting regular exercise, like I told you?
Are you kidding? My back pain only flares up once in a while. Exercising would suck every single day! That's just simple math, Dr. Curtis!
I like you, Bob.
Most of my patients come in here with some crackpot self-diagnosis they found on the Internet...
But you have the ambition to think up your own nonsense. I appreciate the extra effort.
So you got a pill you can give me, or what?