Ugh.
Mrs. Dorsey, why do we have to do this stupid assignment?
Mikey, this assignment teaches the most important lesson you'll ever learn in school. It'll prepare you for life!
But I don't understand... the only conceivable lesson here is that we should blindly accept your authority and perform any task you assign, no matter how rote and meaningless...
Oh.
It's 4:30 in the afternoon! Why are you in bed, Mikey?