As I was saying– There was a time when folks were all riled up and rooting for the war, like it was some kind of football game. Now morale is low, and it's our job to get them excited again.
Morale! My thoughts exactly, sir. What's your plan?
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You're going to embed hookers with the troops?!
They prefer to be called "escorts."
It ain't hookers! It's CHEERLEADERS!
Hookers aren't going to go over well with the base.
And what about the female soldiers? Do they get male hookers?
Hey! I'm the president of the robots! Why isn't anyone listening to me?
Not to mention all the gay soldiers. Do they get gay hookers?
I've told you a thousand times! There are no gay soldiers!
IT AIN'T HOOKERS!