As you know, every man, woman, and child on this dang planet is sick and tired of war. But we got a job to do, and we need to get the public fired up again.
So I was watching the game this weekend, and it got me thinkin'... you know how a war is just like a big football game?
Uh... No... No, it's not.
...War is a horrible crucible of slaughter and ruination... football is a–
Quiet! I'm making a point!
In football, when morale is sagging, how do they get the players all riled up and excited again?
Uh...
New strategy?
No.
Hail Mary.
N! Now let me–
Build a new stadium?
Not a bad idea, but–
Sex scandal!
OK, now shut up!
Boobies at half-time!
SHUT UP!
You're not letting me say MY idea!
Sorry, Mr. President.