February 4, 2008 - "Morale, part 1" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
As you know, every man, woman, and child on this dang planet is sick and tired of war. But we got a job to do, and we need to get the public fired up again. So I was watching the game this weekend, and it got me thinkin'... you know how a war is just like a big football game? Uh... No... No, it's not. ...War is a horrible crucible of slaughter and ruination... football is a– Quiet! I'm making a point! In football, when morale is sagging, how do they get the players all riled up and excited again? Uh... New strategy? No. Hail Mary. N! Now let me– Build a new stadium? Not a bad idea, but– Sex scandal! OK, now shut up! Boobies at half-time! SHUT UP! You're not letting me say MY idea! Sorry, Mr. President.