February 1, 2008 - "How Do You Plan to Win?" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
I'm here with Savages quarterback, Chad Jeffries. Chad, how do you plan to win this Sunday? Uh... Let's see... I was born with a certain genetic potential for athletic excellence... I worked really, really, really hard, and sweated and bled ever single day for my entire life to become great... ... I sacrificed everything to prepare for this moment. Today I can only pray I will have the strength and luck to best my worthy opponent, who has struggled just as hard to be here... Jim, I'm gonna go out there and bring them my best game to them and try to, like, score a lot of touchdowns and try to stop them from doing that also, like. There you have it. "Take them the game to them, and, like, score a lot of touchdowns." Crap. It all sounded so much more profound in my head.