January 23, 2008 - "Don’t Get All Excited" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
Mikey, I want you to get that cigar out of your mouth this instant! I can't believe you would put that garbage in your body! GARBAGE?! These are El Presidentes! Twelve bucks a pop! You shut up, Uncle Bill! Smoking kills! Not right away... look, he's fine. OK, now, don't get excited... HE'S VOMITING BLOOD!!!!' PUKE! ...it's not blood! Jane? Can you hear me? It's not blood! It's MERLOT! The boy had a little too much wine is all!... Can't hold his liquor is all... Perfectly normal... WHAT THE- BOB! OK, now, before you get all excited... this isn't even remotely what it looks like...

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