What's going on here, Uncle Bill?! Can't I leave you with Mikey for two hours?!
OK, now, just a second. Before you get all upset...
I don't know what you've heard, but cock fighting is a noble sport, and I was just trying to educate the boy on some of the–
I was talking about the cigars– YOU TOOK HIM TO A COCK FIGHT?!!
Aww, nuts.
See, Mikey? Learn from your Uncle Bill's mistake– The first rule of poker: never give your opponent any information he doesn't already have.
HE'S SEVEN YEARS OLD!
Remember that next time we're at the casino. Maybe you won't lose all your piggybank money again.
CASINO?!
I don't even know where to begin!
Now we're gonna have to listen to a whole lecture.