January 18, 2008 - "Crayons" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
Your orders will be out in a minute. Is there anything else I can get you?... Maybe a cheese basket? How about bringing some new crayons for the kid? These colors are bullshit. Uh... What colors do you want, sir? I don't know... red... blue... REGULAR colors! None of this "Marigold" crap, OK, Sweetcakes? Everywhere you go these days, they try to turn you gay. So, how long are you going to be in town, Uncle Bill?