January 4, 2008 - "Bad Vibes" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
Morale around here has been in the toilet! You people and your shitty attitudes are bringing this company down! Well, NO MORE! Studies show that a budgie, like a canary in a mine shaft, is very sensitive to a poisonous social atmosphere. Hatred, condescension, and despair are harmful to their fragile constitutions. So from now on, if anyone starts creeping around here with their stupid opinions and negative thoughts about the company, I'll know about it right away, thanks to tweety here. And I assure you, the offender will be dealt with swiftly and harshly! Uh, Mr. Johnson... Which one of you fuck-ups is putting out bad vibes?!