December 19, 2007 - "An Atheist, Damned to Hell" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
You lied to me about Santa Claus. How do I know you're not just making up this Baby Jesus character to get me to keep behaving? See? He's not buying it. Nice work, Bob! You've turned our son into an atheist, damned to Hell! What's an atheist? That's what they call someone who won't believe in the Baby Jesus. They have a word for that? Wow. What do they call someone who doesn't believe in Santa Claus? Uh... Mikey, you're ruining Christmas.