I can't believe you're making me go to school without a fin. Everyone else has one. I'm gonna look like an idiot.
It's what's inside that counts.
Mom, you drive a 7,000 pound off-road vehicle around the suburbs. I think we all know what counts in your book.
School is for learning! It's not a fashion show. Now get in there.
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OH MY GOD! SANDI, GET BACK IN THE CAR!! GET BACK IN THE CAR!!