November 26, 2007 - "Drei und Zwanzig" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
I need a large coffee, please. Sir, our coffee drinks come in "Jumba-Jumba," "Gordo," and "Drei-und-Zwanzig." Yeah, I don't care what you call it. Just pour me a large. Sir, our corporate policy is to use our trademarked drink names. We're not allowed to call them-- All week long I've been treated like an idiot and a child by my employer, my government, and my TV! For five seconds I need someone to just level with me and speak plain English like a grown up and get me a LARGE Goddamned coffee! I'm not playing your stupid game! OK, sir... uh... One LARGE coffee coming up. You're fired.