I need a large coffee, please.
Sir, our coffee drinks come in "Jumba-Jumba," "Gordo," and "Drei-und-Zwanzig."
Yeah, I don't care what you call it. Just pour me a large.
Sir, our corporate policy is to use our trademarked drink names. We're not allowed to call them--
All week long I've been treated like an idiot and a child by my employer, my government, and my TV! For five seconds I need someone to just level with me and speak plain English like a grown up and get me a LARGE Goddamned coffee! I'm not playing your stupid game!
OK, sir... uh... One LARGE coffee coming up.
You're fired.