November 12, 2007 - "The Delegate" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
OK, let's get the meeting started. Wait! Where the hell is everybody? They sent me as a delegate. A WHAT? Instead of the whole staff coming to your meetings... ...we send one robot at a time-- who then goes back to the others and relays in two minutes the exact information it somehow takes you an hour to say. Thus saving everyone a lot of time, and making the company more efficient and profitable, which is why we're all here in the first place, right? How'd it go? Can everything Mr. Johnson said be summed up in under two minutes? Yes. I knew it! What did he say? We're all fired for insubordination. That still took him an hour?