November 9, 2007 - "A-Hole" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
Anyway, the SAVAGES are my favorite football team, so I thought... you know... hang up this poster in my cubicle... it really says something about who I am... Whaddya think, Bob? Sports is just a business! By buying this poster, you're paying money to advertise for them! All the players are recruited from other places, so it's not as if you're even cheering for the local boys! The whole racket is an artificial, contrived exercise in irrational tribalism!! This poster says NOTHING about "who you are" except that you've bought into all this madness, you poor, pathetic asshole! Uh, oh. I just like watching the games. I'M the asshole.