October 31, 2007 - "War Fog III (TM)" « PREVIOUS - ARCHIVE - NEXT »
Last night I was kicking some major ass at War Fog III (TM). That's a video game, right? It builds coordination and reflexes. In the heat of battle, there's no time to think-- you have to ACT! If anyone tried to come at me right now, my training would take over, and I'd take him out by pure instinct. I'm a coiled snake, Bob. Hey, Stevo-- Here are those papers you asked- HO! AAAAAH! THERE'S A PENCIL IN MY CHEEK!! AAAAH!! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! OH GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD OH G... AAAAAAH!